A Snippet About Fingers
1. Kali ni blog aku pendek je. Cuz sumbody reminds me about sumthing really2 gay and hillarious. Haha.
2. Korang tau x i got a fren who from the outset, he looked like a macho and brutal person. Lone ranger katenye. X layan pmpuan. Pergh!Tabek sepam!
3. Tp rupanya ade udang di sebalik batu. Believe me he’s a gay!hahah.
4. Cuz ade satu malam tu, mamat ni tido la umah aku kat shah alam. Malam tu die dok main game. So oleh krane aku ngntok aku tidola dulu. Lpas puas die men game tuh, die pon nek katil tido sblah aku. Ish korang jgn pk pelik lak xde mende semacam x-rated yg jadi. Haha.
5. Tp yang harunnye, keesokan pagi time aku bangun tido alangkah btape sangat terkejutnya aku..jari kelingking mamat ni bersimpul dengan jari kelingking tangan kiri aku. Ek eh macam laki bini. Hahah. Pas aku tgk muke die, aik tido ngn muke senyum!Babeng muke gatal!Cpat2 aku tarik tgn aku. Sial btol. Hahah.
6. Damn xbleh blah btol ngn prangai di luar tabi’i mamat ni. Holding fingers time tido. Hahah klau ikot hati mmg aku nak lepuk dah. That day aku cam xleh trime hakikat. Sial ade ke patot die amek kesempatan ke atas diri aku yg lemah ni. Hahah. Lupe lak aku nak samak je tangan aku arituh.
7. Patotlaa lone ranger!hahah.
8. Eii pak ali, pak ali (bukan name sebenar, dengan tujuan menjage maruah).
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 am
Ya Allah mu tunjukkan lah kebenaran, hukum lah org cino yang memfitnah.
biar perut dio dikurniakan nafsu makan yang tak pernah berkurangan.
hak tui. ore smak supo aku ni meme la ramai nk berdamping. mula la reka cerita bukan bukan. haha.
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:46 am
BERUK REKO!HAHAHAHAHA
October 7th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
mu jadi saiful bukhari malaysia ke 2 ke?? ke???
reh, kalu ado saloh dan silap mitok maah. haha
October 8th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
hahaha..tolo embe
October 9th, 2008 at 9:33 am
hahahahah…
pak ali???
its really u???
fuck~
October 14th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
perghh arep…dah ternoda rupenye!!! hahaha
October 24th, 2008 at 4:19 am
mar, jangan percaya. orang mcm aku ni mmg selalu org dengki.
aku straight. tengok ni aku bg utk perempuan :
YOU FIT INTO ME
(Margaret Atwood)
you fit into me
like a hook into an eye
a fish hook
an open eye
KAU SECOCOK PADAKU
Kau secocok padaku
Seperti cangkuk ke dalam mata
Cangkuk ikan
Mata yang terbuka
October 26th, 2008 at 6:40 am
lip aku denga holywood nok wak cito brokeback mountain 2..
apo kato mu tra gi audition..ado bakat mu nih..hahahahahha
October 29th, 2008 at 2:44 am
kalu ore amik pon keh aku smak.. tp aku toksey la cito gay. dan aku tak suko publisiti ni, rimas la.
reh, cerito brokeback mountain 1 hari tu dio guno biri-biri oreputih,
acu tra g audition, mano tahu bulih watak biri-biri utama.. song doh nge mung. hahahahahahahahahahah
October 29th, 2008 at 9:21 am
ahahahhahahahahahha nater..apo kato kito tra gi audition duo..mano hau aku buleh biri hero mu bleh biri hok mapuh keno makey ko anying..hahahahhahahahhahaha celako molek..padoha samo2 gulung…ahahhahahahah
October 31st, 2008 at 4:01 am
biri biri tetap biri biri. think like one, act like one.
they eat grass on the high mountain and thought of wht have they become and proud of it. Even they ask others to join em too.
I said, ‘ Takpo lahhhhh, jadi la mu biri seko mung!’
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
October 31st, 2008 at 4:35 am
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah celakow!